June 2012
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galifianafuck:
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
take car
go to mum’s
kill phil
grab liz
go to the winchester
have a nice cold pint
and wait for all this to blow over
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Reblog this if you started worrying about your...
looking at myself: why
basedgosh:
which horny geologist named this mineral
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partouse:
Starships
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brakhage:
i used to be a person but now i’m a blog
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johannagayson:
Remember when Johanna was tortured too and not just Peeta
And probably worse because she actually knew rebel secrets
And basically no one cared
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sneadly:
WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
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May 2012
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sharticles:
Where can I find a male version of me
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vgly:
dumbfuckery:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
omg
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
band member to fans: what song should i cover
me: cover me
me: with your naked body
me: what
me: who said that
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whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Flo Rida could be using the exact same lyrics in his parts from Good Feeling and Wild Ones and nobody would even know probably.
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substantialityou:
smecklesandmoose:
weirdelle:
n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th:
LOLOLOLOLOL. Omfg I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
I JUST DID THE LIDSEY LOHAN OF SPRAYING SPIT EVERYWHERE!!
Oh my fucking god I’m laughing so guard did you see that last frame ahahaha
nintendoggystyle:
im the human equivalence to motorola
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moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
roneryanyan:
lol people who think it would fun to have a zombie apocalypse.
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
h0odrich:
mom: where are you going its almost midnight
me: out
wildcherryapeshitap0calypse:
be careful what u wish for