February 2012
We're sorry. Our servers are over capacity and..
other teenagers: oh well I guess this is the perfect time to do some homework!
me: refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh
arshentinaistotallyawesome asked: Sos Violet bluda(?
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Hoy soñe que tenia mi primer cita con un pibe que habia conocido hace dos horas, que era igual a Evan Peters (baba). Despues haciamos que ibamos a una especia de shopping porque habia como mil personas, y el me agarraba de la mano y me defendia de un pibe que me habia dicho una chanchada (?. Y después de la nada, de su camisa saca un arma y cuando lo miro a la cara estaba pintado como una calavera...
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January 2012
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justremovethearrow:
goodmessagepussy:
I’m going to say this once and only once.
Not everything needs to be dubstep.
ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY
NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT
“not everything needs to be-“
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WUB WUB WIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWI WUUUB WUUUUB
bynightshade asked: i can’t think with that...
fuckyeahvioletandtate:
fuckyeahvioletandtate:
#OMG #HE WOULD SEARCH SMUT TERMS TOO #WHAT DOES LEMON MEAN IN FANFIC #AND THEN HE WOULD WRITE FANFIC SMUT OF THINGS VIOLET DIDN’T WANT TO DO #AND EMAIL THEM TO HER #ALL LIKE: SEE VIOLET YOU LIKED IT IN FANFIC #AND THEN SHE WOULD BLOCK HIM #BUT TATE JUST KEEPS CREATING EMAIL ACCOUNTS
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Smile, You're beautiful !: Decir algo sin querer... →
sweetgirlanny:
ihopeufindme:
Por ejemplo, hablando de un objeto: “Dale, te la pongo ahí o por otro lado… vos decime que yo te la pongo en donde vos me digas”
Y después de decirlo, recapacitar y estar como:
jajajajaja me pasó xd
JAJAJAJAJAJJ SIEMPRE!
jajaja siempre pero lo peor fue cuando unos amigos me estaban haciendo cosquillas y yo me rei y me salio onda re gemido porno, y mis...
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12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
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bynightshade asked: AU Meme: Tate discovers...
fuckyeahvioletandtate:
withoutregard:
fuckyeahvioletandtate:
withoutregard:
fuckyeahvioletandtate:
lmao
goes to american horror story on ff.net
reads all the stories where violet forgives him
cries
again
omg it’s so canon it physically hurts (for tate)
I fucking cant
colfersaurusrex:
Okay guys enough with the eye jokes they’re starting to get really cornea
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friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say porn
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
*Don't say talked to strangers on the internet*
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We didn't do anything ever when I was your age not a damn thing go to your room
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300lbteen:
what if p diddy was actually called pete diddy and we just misheard him and now he just goes with it because its too late to correct everyone but every night he goes homes and cries and whispers to himself ‘my name is pete’
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I can't wait till Joey's episode on Jessie airs,...
lessthan3stargleekpotter:
"Las latinas tienen los mejores cuerpos"
¿De dónde salí yo entonces?
yo sali de gordolandia :S
When your best friend doesn't show up to school:
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90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love....
beliebingwithniallhoran:
so, that means im gonna marry Niall Horan since he’s the only one i love right now.
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toocooltobehipster:
Hear two awesome songs from an artist you’ve never heard before.
Download every single song, album and EP they made.
Listen to all their songs, realise they aren’t actually that good.
Delete all their music.
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