February 2012
fuckinghomosexual:
Hey let me tell u a joke
mom: *begins to cook dinner*
me: *sniffs*
me: DANG
me: *LEAPS OVER COMPUTER CHAIR, GLIDES DOWN 70 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS, DOES A 360 SPIN AND A BACKFLIP OVER THE SOFA, PIROUETTES OVER THE CAT, SOMERSAULTS INTO THE KITCHEN*
me: WHATS FOR DINNER
mom: it's not done yet
me: oh
me: *goes back to computer*
one week more and i’ll be at my house.
no more beach :( i’ll miss the vacacions.
but… finally i will have internet all the day
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Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
Need a laugh? Click here!
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lrbcn:
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this mobile internet modem sucks so hard.
te odio claro movil.
no puedo poner más de dos pestañas y se corta cada dos segundos.
i want to kill someone.
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La eterna confusión entre TIRE y EMPUJE.
lagenteestamuylocawtf:
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my teacher: where is your homework?
me: May I deliver it to you through interpretive dance
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iamtaylorjardine:
when you listen to your favourite band and you have this warm feeling in your stomach because their music makes you so happy and you’re so proud of them and you love them more than anything
In 3 hours i'm going to my vacations in my beach...
And i dont have internet all the time, so i guess i wont be using tumblr for days.
C ya! Xx
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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i really like starships, she sounds like an angel, and i love the barbie style, but i’m the only one who doesnt want her to be so much in pop songs? i dont want everybody loving nicki because of the pop songs only.
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coreling:
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.
